Showing posts with label landra files. Show all posts
Showing posts with label landra files. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Landra Files: Merry Christmas

What's up Paranormal Addicts!?

Landra Graf here! I haven't posted on this blog in a while but I've been busy hosting the show- The Beyond Natural. Last night our special Christmas episode aired and if you missed it then you can check it out here. The show will air until next Wednesday.

During the show I sang... yes, I know disruption to your ears. Anyways, I sang some Paranormal Christmas tunes. The music you'll recognize but the lyrics are original-- from me. For your own singing pleasure, I've decided to put the lyrics up here on this blog. This way you can enjoy them too. Even if your computer won't let you watch the show or your just a little wrapped up *drum snare* Okay that was a bad joke! :)

First up a Paranormal Jingle *to the tune of Jingle Bells*
Dashing thru the house, a recorder in my hand



Avoiding motion sensors and the DVRs on stands
EMF is clear, Ghost box on the fritz.
Life as paranormal investigator is anything but bliss.
Oh… Laser grids, batteries, K2s, and flash drives
All of this equipment is making me cross-eyed

Oh… Tri-field meters, thermal cams, thermometers and more.
All of this equipment to get through that there door!

A week or two ago is when we got the call. The claims were spooky voicesand photos thrown from walls. We haven’t heard peep, nor footsteps on the
creep. We hope that the review team will catch an EVP
Oh… silent nights, caffeine pills, 5-hour, and some chips.
Gotta keep my eyes open and alert my tired wits.
Oh… blinking lights, espresso shots, pen doodles and more.
Anything to keep me from sleeping on the floor.
Oh… cauliflower ears, carpal tunnel, migraines and tourette’s
How long I can keep this up is any one’s guess
Oh… RLS, insomnia, and the sanity I miss
Life as paranormal investigator is anything but bliss!

And finally the 12 days of Paranormal Christmas *to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas*

One the 1st day of Xmas my team gave to me
An expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 2nd day of Xmas my team gave to me
2 Camera Harnesses, and an expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 3rd day of Xmas my team gave to me
3 HD Handy Cams, 2 camera harnesses and an expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 4th day of Xmas my team gave to me
4 voice recorders, 3 HD Handycams, 2 camera harnesses, and an expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 5th day of Xmas my team gave to me
5 kick butt IR illuminators, 4 voice recorder, 3 Handycams, 2 camera harnesses, and expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 6th day of Xmas my team gave to me
6 hard case totes, 5 kick butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 handycams, 2 camera harness, and expensive thermal imaging cam
On the 7th day of Xmas my team gave to me
7 LED Flashlights, 6 hard case totes, 5 kick butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 handycams, 2 camera harnesses, and an expensive thermal image cam.
On the 8th day of Xmas my team gave to me
An 8 TB/ 8 cam DVR, 7 led flashlights, 6 hard case totes, 5 kick butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 handy cam, 2 camera harnesses, and an expensive thermal imaging cam.
On the 9th day of Xmas my team gave to me
9 motion sensors, an 8 tb/8 cam DVR, 7 Led flashlights, 6 hard case totes, 5 kick butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 handy cams, 2 camera harnesses, and an expensive thermal imaging cam.
On the 10th day of Xmas my team gave to me
10 packs of rechargeable batteries (w/charger)… 9 motion sensors, 8 tb/8cam DVR, 7 led flashlights, 6 hard case totes, 5 kick butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 hand cams, 2 camera harnesses and an expensive thermal imaging cam.

On the 11th day of Xmas my team gave to me

11 Surge protection extension cords, 10 packs of rechargeable batteries, 9 motion sensors, 8tb/8cam DVR, 7 LED Flashlights, 6 hard case totes, 5 Kick Butt IR Illuminators, 4 voice recorders, 3 handy cams, 2 camera harnesses, and an expensive thermal imaging cam.
On the 12th day of Xmas my team gave to me
12 missing pieces (Emf Meters, Thermometers, Monitor, Full Spectrums Cams, Ghost box, Tables, Battery Box)


May you and yours have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us at the Beyond Natural!

Friday, August 19, 2011

TBN- Landra's Files- The Test Launch

Greetings Paranormal Addicts!
First and foremost- Big Thanks to everyone who stopped by and gave your support to our test launch of The Beyond Natural. We experienced a couple of glitches, but that's the whole purpose of a test right??
I also really enjoyed getting the opportunity to chat with several of you in the chat room. I can't wait for the first episode to air and it's really exciting to share time with all of you!

One thing I learned last night: Ladies if you want to be on television, pigtails will never let you down! Now that's not entirely true, but it can't hurt. I've never received some many comments before about my pigtails, and I have to admit alternative hairstyles might be the way to go. Suggestions for me include a Mohawk. Ha! If anyone else cares to share your suggestions for hairstyles just let me know.

Next up I want to say Kudos to the other hosts on Paranormal TV Network. For those who haven't checked out the other shows, I say go... Right. Now. There is always something on to watch and the other hosts are some of the friendliest,welcoming people. They love answering questions, and getting involved with those interested in the paranormal. Call it a shameless plug if you want, but these folks have made me feel extremely welcome on PTN. I honestly didn't expect it and was a tad bit timid about interacting with them. Let's just say shock doesn't begin to cover what I felt when the hosts started logging into the chat and getting friendly. If that doesn't say "Welcome Neighbor!" I don't know what does.

For those who missed the test, which was a little teaser episode showing everyone what's coming, you can check it out at http://www.paranormaltvnetwork.com/beyond_natural.html The teaser will continue to air until our launch date Wed. August 31st at 9pm CST/10pm EST.
I'm really excited about the first episode and I hope to blog an after post on here following each episode!

Also, don't forget I'm looking for clips. Send me the best you've got. I want photos, video, audio... bring me those anomalies that you can't figure out. You're flying thingies, and everything else. We're looking for investigation clips too! Show me your style, and share with others. We're all about getting knowledge on The Beyond Natural. Let's educate others on the paranormal together. Check out this post, for more info on how to submit!

Thanks again everyone! Hope to see you August 31st. Till then Keep it Safe!

-Landra Graf, Host of The Beyond Natural on PTN

Saturday, June 11, 2011

The Beyond Natural- Landra's Files

Greetings Paranormal Enthusiasts!

I decided that I, Landra, have been a silent for too long. He he... Here I am hosting a paranormal web show and all anyone hear's is interviews and details on cases', evidence, and the tidbit of what I like to deem as paranormal general info.

Hosting the show is great, although challenging at times because I have an extremely demanding schedule. I do more than host. I help with website maintenance, public relations for TBN (The Beyond Natural), and research paranormal topics through watching videos, visiting other sites, and learning.

When I was approached with hosting the show I wanted to make sure that the show's goals aligned with my own. I don't just want to talk about cases (highlights and evidence). Don't get me wrong,seeing is believing lol! At the same time I want to bring clips of not just the exciting or scary things that can occur, but clips that make you learn and develop investigator skills.

Let's just it's a little difficult to do. I know there are tons of opinions and belief structures. A person's beliefs are usually formed from experience, as with everything in life. I don't want to force any of our practices on anyone, just give some best practices and other potential things to think about. Stimulation of the mind per se.
The show is really about connecting, presenting different belief systems, and covering the topics that you don't always get a lot of answers on.
Unfortunately I am only receiving the views of STPI and a few others. I would love to see more interaction and thoughts on the information presented either via comments on our videos or by simply emailing STPI with your thoughts on a topic. Heck, make your video with your opinions and send it to me! I want to hear what you think.

So far we have had interviews on Paranormal Basics, The Ghost Box, Reincarnation, Spiritual Healing, Sensitives, Religion and the Paranormal, and Paranormal Tech. I can say with complete honesty that our guest gurus answers may not always be in agreement with other beliefs or even my own, but I like providing a different look at things. I was taught to see things from both sides, and be able to respectfully acknowledge the side that you would not necessarily agree with.

That being said, I can only hope that TBN continues to flourish and that we continue to receive positive, constructive feedback that will allow us to cover the topics paranormal investigators and others want to know more about. Even if that means we present the information with the alternative points of view.

-Landra Graf, Host of The Beyond Natural

P.S. I want to say BIG THANKS to our regular viewers of the show. I appreciate you.